The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dabney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.