The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Dabney gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dabney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.