The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A mysterious flag erases Dabney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Dabney scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.