The Snap Count Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Dabney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dabney runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
76%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dabney, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.