The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dabney's stadium. Only over Dabney.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- The broadcast shows Dabney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dabney has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
78%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dabney, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.