The Chip-and-Release Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Dabney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dabney's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.