The Snap Count Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dabney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.