The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- A mysterious flag erases Dabney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dabney, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.