The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Ref: "Number Dabney, that's a flag." Dabney: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Dabney will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dabney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.