The Snap Count Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Dabney gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dabney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.