The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Dabney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dabney's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.