The Hamstring Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dabney gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Dabney scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.