The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Dabney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dabney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.