The Blocking Assignment Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dabney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Dabney, Dabney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.