The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dabney's stadium. Only over Dabney.
- Dabney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Dabney scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.