The Phantom Flag Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- The broadcast shows Dabney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dabney runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
92%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dabney, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.