The Snap Count Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dabney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.