The Late Scratch Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Dabney will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dabney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.