The Snap Count Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Dabney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Dabney will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dabney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.