The Invisible Route Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dabney's stadium. Only over Dabney.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dabney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dabney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.