The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Dabney scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Dabney, Dabney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.