The Chip-and-Release Hex of Drake Dabney
Drake Dabney · GB · TE
“Dabney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dabney's week
- Dabney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Dabney spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
73%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Dabney, Dabney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Dabney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Dabney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Dabney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.