The Late Scratch Hex of Drake London
Drake London · ATL · WR
“London tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins London's week
- London will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- London gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take London's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake London in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake London is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake London actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.