The Pick-Six Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Maye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Maye's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Maye, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.