The Kneel-Down Hex of Drake Maye
Drake Maye · NE · QB
“Maye will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Maye's week
- Maye gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Maye audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
81%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Maye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drake Maye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drake Maye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drake Maye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.