The Pick-Six Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Allar gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Allar scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.