The Late Scratch Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Every deep ball Allar throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
75%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.