The Phantom Flag Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Allar slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
72%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allar, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.