The Intentional Grounding Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Allar's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allar gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.