The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Allar leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
72%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.