The Checkdown Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- The play clock hits zero on Allar four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Allar will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
85%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allar's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.