The Hamstring Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Every deep ball Allar throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Allar gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allar drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.