The Snap Count Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Allar will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allar's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.