The Pick-Six Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allar gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allar drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.