The Intentional Grounding Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Allar: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.