The Bad Snap Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Allar gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allar's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.