The Phantom Flag Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Allar's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allar's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allar's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.