The Intentional Grounding Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- The play clock hits zero on Allar four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Allar will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.