The Sack Spiral Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Allar audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
80%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allar, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.