The Phantom Flag Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Allar, the end zone is a rumor.
77%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Allar scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.