The Kneel-Down Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allar's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allar, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.