The Kneel-Down Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Ref: "Number Allar, that's a flag." Allar: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Allar: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Allar gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allar's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.