The Phantom Flag Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Allar scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.