The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Allar will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
73%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allar's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.