The Pick-Six Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Allar takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
72%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.