The Phantom Flag Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Allar, the end zone is a rumor.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- The broadcast shows Allar on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Allar will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allar drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.