The Bad Snap Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Allar will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
91%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allar's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.