The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Allar gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allar's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.