The Late Scratch Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Allar audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
78%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Allar scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.