The Intentional Grounding Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allar drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.